orthodontia round #3

whenever i notice how quickly our money floats away from us, i do one of two things:

1. i think to myself the line from Hello Dolly, "Money is like manure.  It ain't worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow."

(in this case, my orthodontist is probably a much bigger tree than we are, so i pull out my second feel-better tactic)

2. find brian, wherever he is, and sing to him in my best twang,"even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey..."

works every time.